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Official Cannibas Enthusiast Thread

EstrangedTWAT said:
My mom was out today so I behaved like any 46 year old living alone with his mother:  I took a strong edible and jerked off five times.

While my brain was blasting off from planet tuesday I suddenly realized I haven't played with a woman's titty in like....5 years?  More?  It depressed the hell outta me.  I can't even remember what they feel like.  I know it's not a bag of sand.  I know it's soft and pleasant....but I honestly have no real memory of the tactile sensation.  I remember being 15 and just touching a bare tit and feeling the heft of it was enough to make me jizz in my pants on more than one occasion.

I wonder if this old fat man will ever experience that again.

Five times in 24 hours is a lot for a middle aged slob.  I just couldn't help it though.  Jerking off while under the influence of those gummies is almost like virtual reality.
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Go buy P90X and clean up your diet.  In 3 months you'll look in the mirror and have more confidence than you've ever had.  I've been doing it for 10 years.  I'm 45 and in better shape than I was twenty years ago.  Women love guys with confidence.  You have the power to make your life whatever you want it to be.  It just takes some willpower.  Try it and see what happens.  You have nothing to lose brother.  Good luck!

 
EstrangedTWAT said:
My mom was out today so I behaved like any 46 year old living alone with his mother:  I took a strong edible and jerked off five times.

While my brain was blasting off from planet tuesday I suddenly realized I haven't played with a woman's titty in like....5 years?  More?  It depressed the hell outta me.  I can't even remember what they feel like.  I know it's not a bag of sand.  I know it's soft and pleasant....but I honestly have no real memory of the tactile sensation.  I remember being 15 and just touching a bare tit and feeling the heft of it was enough to make me jizz in my pants on more than one occasion.

I wonder if this old fat man will ever experience that again.

Five times in 24 hours is a lot for a middle aged slob.  I just couldn't help it though.  Jerking off while under the influence of those gummies is almost like virtual reality.
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I see fat old men pulling hot chicks at the dive bar I work at all the time. You're in your prime right now believe it or not.

 
Only got a few plants going this year, I had to rip out some other shit in the yard that was infested with aphids, which would spread to anything else I attempted to grow last year. Thinking of getting some 1:1 cbd strains, probably autoflower, just to try growing something different.

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Best cannabis product I have bought in a long time. The sativa ones are perfect for popping right before watching a movie. 

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I’ve never liked edibles.
Smoking I feel relaxed and can go about my business, edibles make me feel high in a way I don’t like… 

 
I don’t smoke or vape anymore. Capsules are great and they last for hours. You just got to figure out which ones hit you in an enjoyable way. 

 
Currently on a strain called White Master  :perv:

I recommend all ethnic types smoke the White Master *unzipping sound*

 
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Next up is a strain called George Floyd. I hear it causes dindu behaviour upon the first inhale, followed by breathing problems  :perv:

 
Made a batch of cookies for the first time in years. Dark chocolate and coconut. Used a 1/4 of hash plant in the butter, they turned out strong and awesome.

 
I drank it last night. It was great!

The dosage was perfect. I was starting to feel too high for a minute but that didn't last long.

I just played Zelda and watched G League basketball. The announcers last night were cracking me up.
 
I had some weak mushrooms over the weekend, it was a nice little mood boost but not much of a trip, sadly. Enjoyed the heck out of some Tame Impala regardless. It's been too long, I gotta have a real trip again.
 
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