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Bad Apples Top Ten Lists

1.  Annie Hall

2.  Husbands and Wives

3.  Manhattan

4.  Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask

5.  Match Point

6.  Crimes and Misdemenours

7.  Sleeper

8.  Celebrity

9.  Blue Jasmine (only for Louis CK and the Diceman)

10.  Whatever Works (only for Larry David)

 
1.  Annie Hall

2.  Husbands and Wives

3.  Manhattan

4.  Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask

5.  Match Point

6.  Crimes and Misdemenours

7.  Sleeper

8.  Celebrity

9.  Blue Jasmine (only for Louis CK and the Diceman)

10.  Whatever Works (only for Larry David)
I'm gonna drive to Ohio and forcibly inject you with a couple cycles of testosterone

 
Top 10 Numbers

1. 322 it's a secret

2. Three as in trilogy. 

3. 420 or what was that number...

4. 911 is a joke. 

5. 007 license to kill.

6. 666 the number of the beast. 

7. 2 as in CD II

8. The 7 deadly sins. 

9. As in 9 lives. 

10. Big Macs and a Sprite. 

 
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Bluesmen in no order

Muddy Waters

Magic Sam

Howlin Wolf

John Lee Hooker

Robert Johnson 

Leadbelly

Elmore James

Willie Dixon

Mississippi Fred McDowell

Robert Petway

 
Movies in no order

The Good the bad and the Ugly

The Shining

Halloween

3:10 To Yuma

Godfather 2

Goodfellas

In The Name Of The Father

Silence of the Lambs

Once Upon A Time in America

The Commitments

 
Bands in no order

The Stones

The Doors

Black Sabbath

MC5

Motörhead

Nirvana

The Sex Pistols

Guns N Roses (RIP 1993)

The Ramones

Primal Scream

Stooges

 
Video games.

1. Super Mario 64

2. Halo 2

3. RollerCoaster Tycoon

4. Tony Hawks Underground

5. NFL Blitz

 
Best old school late night cable TV Movies.

1. The Warriors 

2. A Clockwork Orange

3.  Bad Boys (Sean Penn) 

4. Repo Man (E. Estevez) 

5. Suburbia ( squatter punk movie) 

6. They Live 

7. Mean Streets 

8. Over the Edge 

9. The Stoned Age 

10. The Doom Generation  

Late Night Cable was when they played all the Edgy Counter Culture movies they would not play during the day. 

So many good movies, 

there is no way I can remember them all.

The movies placement on the list is random except for the top 2.

The first 2 Road Warrior movies belong somewhere on this list also,

but I just realized I had not listed them. 

*I added some detail to some only because newer movies have been released with the same name.

 
Cheeseburger Toppings

1. Relish

2. Heinz Burger Sauce

3. Pickles (coined)

4. Bacon

5. Crunchy Fried Onions

6. Pickled Jalapenos

7. Red Onions

8. Sauteed Mushrooms

9. Pickles (cut long)

10. Steak Sauce (HP)

...

9001. Tomato

90001. Canned Mushrooms

900001. Blue cheese

9000000001. Mayo

90000000000001. Fried Egg (no you're not clever you're tacky and I hate you)

 
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Cheeseburger Toppings

1. Relish

2. Heinz Burger Sauce

3. Pickles (coined)

4. Bacon

5. Crunchy Fried Onions

6. Pickled Jalapenos

7. Red Onions

8. Sauteed Mushrooms

9. Pickles (cut long)

10. Steak Sauce (HP)

...

9001. Tomato

90001. Canned Mushrooms

900001. Blue cheese

9000000001. Mayo

90000000000001. Fried Egg (no you're not clever you're tacky and I hate you)
If there is going to be bacon on a cheeseburger make it an "Hawaiian" and add pineapple.

 
1.  Annie Hall

2.  Husbands and Wives

3.  Manhattan

4.  Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask

5.  Match Point

6.  Crimes and Misdemenours

7.  Sleeper

8.  Celebrity

9.  Blue Jasmine (only for Louis CK and the Diceman)

10.  Whatever Works (only for Larry David)


You'll find your Soon-Yi one of these days. Be strong.

 
Yeah ? and you know it how ? are you trying to say you hump goats ?


No, that's your forte. You perform a valuable service by fuck-testing goats before they are shipped to the first world for human consumption. I salute you, Raggy.

 
Drugs in no order

Caffeine

Nicotine

Alcohol

Weed

Acid

Shrooms 

Ecstasy 

Speed

Cocaine

Kratom


I endorse this list, apart from Kratom. Never tried that, so I can't verify.

Codeine in high quantities is underrated.

 
No, that's your forte. You perform a valuable service by fuck-testing goats before they are shipped to the first world for human consumption. I salute you, Raggy.
No, dipstick. I believe you were subtly implying you fuck goats. 

I mean, what other explanation can there be......

You're dreaming about goats in 9 posts out of 10 you make per day.

 
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