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Who is responsible for Axl thinking that his shit don't stink?

This I Love with Robin solo is the most streamed cd song on spotify. Robin plays the end solo on the wav Monsters. Neither Robin solo on This I Love or Monsters is junk. Many say Robin's solo on Monsters is one of the greatest solos they've heard since Use Your Illusion.
A Brazilian retarded Brazilians don't count.
 
The bar is low, but the outro to Monsters is probably the closest they've got to the classic GNR sound on these nitl singles. It could definitely be Robin, and that makes it even funnier that this song still hasn't been released. I assumed it was because Axl would die attempting the bridge, but maybe Slash is upset about Robin outshining his noodling?
 
I don't think the bridge is why Monsters got delayed. Axl still sings Hard Skool and that ending is probably harder than Monsters. He also still does Coma almost every show and TWAT every so often. I wouldn't be shocked if Monsters is used as the lead single when they finally put all these songs on an album
 
I don't think the bridge is why Monsters got delayed. Axl still sings Hard Skool and that ending is probably harder than Monsters. He also still does Coma almost every show and TWAT every so often. I wouldn't be shocked if Monsters is used as the lead single when they finally put all these songs on an album
I think Monsters would be a great single because it has Mr. Robin Finck on the outro like Atlas. It would be sweet to have Robin in the Atlas and Monsters music videos. It would be incredible if Robin performs Atlas and Monsters on the next Guns tour in 2026
 
Yes please bring back Robert Finch and his edgy haircut so that all the casuals can once again ask - "Who the fuck is that, where's Smush?"
Robin Finck recorded the outro for ATLAS. it is gaining streams 625,560 on spotify. Word is spreading with Robin on ATLAS. Robin recorded the outro on Monsters. On Monsters Slash is on the first solo of the track. Robin's on the outro.
 
Ed Sheeran is also really popular. What's your point?
Axl brought Robin back for Atlas and Monsters. Maybe more. Maybe Berlin. Maybe Quick Song. Axl knows Robin brings what Buckethead and Bumblefoot can't bring and that's great solos and lots of fanfare.
 
Axl brought Robin back for Atlas and Monsters. Maybe more. Maybe Berlin. Maybe Quick Song. Axl knows Robin brings what Buckethead and Bumblefoot can't bring and that's great solos and lots of fanfare.
Axl has alot of history of keeping guitarists for a long length of time.
I wonder what the common denominator would be of why every GNR guitarist left?.
Im waiting for a leak of Monsters with Slash and Ashba.
 
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So I basically found out late in life that I am part genius part retard, something called Executive Function Disorder.

Basically, when tested as a child, I was in the 98th percentile for certain categories, but one category I was multiple standard deviations lower. I won't go into all the personal stuff, further testing, diagnoses etc. But I went my entire life thinking I was a charming slacker with a heart of gold, but it turned out I wasn't a slacker. Parents were lazy, so it was never followed up on as instructed by professionals, so I figured that I was just a smart badass slacker.

The thing is, my brain is constantly running, and it exhausts me, so theoretically, having a wife to make all the simple decisions for me, grants me a ton of relief because a normal person thinking like "what is for supper" doesn't exhaust them, but me when I think what is for supper, it becomes a branching 32 part series of questions.

The only reason I share this here, and I don't completely understand it because I am still in the process of resolving it myself, is that it explains the Axl/Beta thing. I came from a dysfunctional household growing up with no consistent parental involvement, and I basically need to find a Beta to manage me so that I can focus on high value tasks. Axl seems really smart, but also really dysfunctional at certain points in his life. I am in no way diagnosing the guy, or saying he has this, but it would make sense that Beta as his "wife" would grant him immense relief because for the first time in his life, he has someone to handle the small things.

Keep in mind, I am not like functionally retarded. I can do all normal things adults do. But it's like, sticking to a schedule is absolute torture. The only way I can stick to a schedule is if I am being managed or watched. But I can do extremely high level work if I just get started. The anecdote for it is something like Ferrari engine tied to a brick. Part of it is called acrimonious giftedness. As in, the person is very bad in some aspects of intelligence, but gifted or genius level in others.

This post is more about me, this is a safe space where I can share with the other 5 people who post here, but it wouldn't shock me if the Axl/Beta dynamic was something similar. If you're a normie, you can't look at it like "why would he want a mom/wife to handle things for him as a grown man", because while it's unlikely he has this exact same thing, if he did he would get immense relief from having an entourage he trusts handle all the small things more so than a "normie" would.

It also explains the marketing plan stuff, aka overthinking. I basically can't buy a shirt without spending an hour optimizing it and making shirt it's the absolute best shirt and right deal. That's a simple analogy. Now, imagine how bad that is when I have to make crucial career or life decisions instead of it just being a shirt.

I'm just trying to say Axl probably doesn't have this, but I now get the Brazilian housekeeper wife thing after realizing this about myself. A lot of the patterns are similar. Even if he doesn't have this, it's given me more understanding about his Beta wife+mom relationship and the overall value proposition.
 
Axl has alot of history of keeping guitarists for a long length of time.
I wonder what the common denominator would be of why every GNR guitarist left?.
Im waiting for a leak of Monsters with Slash and Ashba.
There isn't a Monsters with Slash and DJ. There's only the Monsters with Slash and Robin that'll be an official release soon.
 
retarded.gif

So I basically found out late in life that I am part genius part retard, something called Executive Function Disorder.

Basically, when tested as a child, I was in the 98th percentile for certain categories, but one category I was multiple standard deviations lower. I won't go into all the personal stuff, further testing, diagnoses etc. But I went my entire life thinking I was a charming slacker with a heart of gold, but it turned out I wasn't a slacker. Parents were lazy, so it was never followed up on as instructed by professionals, so I figured that I was just a smart badass slacker.

The thing is, my brain is constantly running, and it exhausts me, so theoretically, having a wife to make all the simple decisions for me, grants me a ton of relief because a normal person thinking like "what is for supper" doesn't exhaust them, but me when I think what is for supper, it becomes a branching 32 part series of questions.

The only reason I share this here, and I don't completely understand it because I am still in the process of resolving it myself, is that it explains the Axl/Beta thing. I came from a dysfunctional household growing up with no consistent parental involvement, and I basically need to find a Beta to manage me so that I can focus on high value tasks. Axl seems really smart, but also really dysfunctional at certain points in his life. I am in no way diagnosing the guy, or saying he has this, but it would make sense that Beta as his "wife" would grant him immense relief because for the first time in his life, he has someone to handle the small things.

Keep in mind, I am not like functionally retarded. I can do all normal things adults do. But it's like, sticking to a schedule is absolute torture. The only way I can stick to a schedule is if I am being managed or watched. But I can do extremely high level work if I just get started. The anecdote for it is something like Ferrari engine tied to a brick. Part of it is called acrimonious giftedness. As in, the person is very bad in some aspects of intelligence, but gifted or genius level in others.

This post is more about me, this is a safe space where I can share with the other 5 people who post here, but it wouldn't shock me if the Axl/Beta dynamic was something similar. If you're a normie, you can't look at it like "why would he want a mom/wife to handle things for him as a grown man", because while it's unlikely he has this exact same thing, if he did he would get immense relief from having an entourage he trusts handle all the small things more so than a "normie" would.

It also explains the marketing plan stuff, aka overthinking. I basically can't buy a shirt without spending an hour optimizing it and making shirt it's the absolute best shirt and right deal. That's a simple analogy. Now, imagine how bad that is when I have to make crucial career or life decisions instead of it just being a shirt.

I'm just trying to say Axl probably doesn't have this, but I now get the Brazilian housekeeper wife thing after realizing this about myself. A lot of the patterns are similar. Even if he doesn't have this, it's given me more understanding about his Beta wife+mom relationship and the overall value proposition.

You get a lol emoji for the use of that gif alone.
 
Axl hilarious has made Slash and Duff play in a NuGNR cover band. It is ironic, since the primary criticism of NuGNR was that they were a GNR cover band.
 
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