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Bad Apples Top Ten Lists

My top ten numbers:

7

1 (I know! right!)

8

3 (I get the hate for this spot,  but 3 is really underrated)

5

4

2

9 (It would have been higher on the list if it was before 7 I think? Who knows?)

6

 
3 etwat 

4 axlisold 

Hate both of them. Smug cunts. Always have been. Fuck em. 


You're just jealous cause I'm so much more cultured and worldly than you.

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No I'll show you how deep the wells of my knowledge go.

Top Ten Belle & Sebastian Albums, in order from best to less best, perfect for listening to while sipping a cappuccino and flipping through an oversized hardcover of comic book art from the 1970s (all on vinyl, of course):

1.   Tigermilk

2.   If You're Feeling Sinister

3.  The Boy With the Arab Strap

4.  Push Barman to Open Old Wounds

5.  Fold Your Hands Child, You Walk Like a Peasant

6.  What to Look For in Summer (double live album)

7.  Dear Catastrophe Waitress

8.  Girls in Peacetime Want to Dance

9.  The Life Pursuit

10.  How to Solve Our Human Problems

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Cheeseburger Toppings

1. Relish

2. Heinz Burger Sauce

3. Pickles (coined)

4. Bacon

5. Crunchy Fried Onions

6. Pickled Jalapenos

7. Red Onions

8. Sauteed Mushrooms

9. Pickles (cut long)

10. Steak Sauce (HP)

...

9001. Tomato

90001. Canned Mushrooms

900001. Blue cheese

9000000001. Mayo

90000000000001. Fried Egg (no you're not clever you're tacky and I hate you)


There's not many toppings that can really enhance a good cheeseburger. Bacon, pickles and dijon mustard are the top 3, and sometimes jalapenos. But most burger places seem to slice the jalapenos too thick and leave them sitting out for too long.

I had a fried chicken burger with honey butter and pickled jalapenos yesterday though, and it was great.

Is burger sauce just mayo and ketchup mixed together? I do that sometimes when I'm really stoned but usually I don't want any kind of ketchup on a burger.

 
No Marilyn Chambers! 


11. Jeanna Fine (should have been in my top 3) 

12. Amber Lynn 

13. Anna Malle 

14. Tori Welles 

15. Debi Diamond 

16. Marilyn Chambers 

17. Seka 

18. Raylene 

19. Charlie Angel 

20. Vanessa Del Rio

 
Scorsese films: 

1. Taxi Driver 

2. Raging Bull 

3. Goodfellas 

4. The King Of Comedy 

5. After Hours 

6. Mean Streets 

7. Hugo 

8. The Last Temptation Of Christ 

9. Casino 

10. The Color Of Money (not really but I love it)

 
Woody Allen films: 

1. Manhattan 

2. Crimes And Misdemeanors 

3. Sleeper 

4. Interiors 

5. Zelig 

6. Love And Death 

7. Husbands And Wives 

8. Match Point 

9. Manhattan Murder Mystery 

10. Another Woman 

 
Rolling Stones ballads 

1. Wild Horses 

2. Slipping Away 

3. Angie 

4. Out Of Tears 

5. Beast Of Burden 

6. Waiting On A Friend 

7. Streets Of Love 

8. Memory Motel 

9. Till The Next Goodbye 

10. Winter

 
Rolling Stones ballads 

1. Wild Horses 

2. Slipping Away 

3. Angie 

4. Out Of Tears 

5. Beast Of Burden 

6. Waiting On A Friend 

7. Streets Of Love 

8. Memory Motel 

9. Till The Next Goodbye 

10. Winter


This may change tomorrow....@miser

 
You're just jealous cause I'm so much more cultured and worldly than you.



No I'll show you how deep the wells of my knowledge go.

Top Ten Belle & Sebastian Albums, in order from best to less best, perfect for listening to while sipping a cappuccino and flipping through an oversized hardcover of comic book art from the 1970s (all on vinyl, of course):

1.   Tigermilk

2.   If You're Feeling Sinister

3.  The Boy With the Arab Strap

4.  Push Barman to Open Old Wounds

5.  Fold Your Hands Child, You Walk Like a Peasant

6.  What to Look For in Summer (double live album)

7.  Dear Catastrophe Waitress

8.  Girls in Peacetime Want to Dance

9.  The Life Pursuit

10.  How to Solve Our Human Problems



Well, fuck me . I've never drank (I'm uncultured so I'm going with that fake word) cappucino or any type of coffee. Is cappucino in the coffee family? Fuck if I know. 

But...

I'd drop down #6 to #10, if not out of the top 10 altogether

 
I find her annoying with her stupid athletic positions.

Teri weigal missing in top 10?.


Yoooo....Teri Weigel was the shit...

I went to school with a Darlene Weigel. No relation but I wanked to her just for the name.

Hmmm...top 30, I guess? 

I can't remove Vanessa Del Rio as she was my first foray into porn. Her goddamn clit though 🙈

 
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Rolling Stones ballads 

1. Wild Horses 

2. Slipping Away 

3. Angie 

4. Out Of Tears 

5. Beast Of Burden 

6. Waiting On A Friend 

7. Streets Of Love 

8. Memory Motel 

9. Till The Next Goodbye 

10. Winter
Top 10 Stones Country tunes in no order 

Country Honk

Sweet Virginia 

Far Away Eyes

Torn And Frayed

Dear Doctor

Wild Horses

Dead Flowers 

The Worst

Through The Lonely Nights

No Spare Parts

 
Top 10 Stones Country tunes in no order 

Country Honk

Sweet Virginia 

Far Away Eyes

Torn And Frayed

Dear Doctor

Wild Horses

Dead Flowers 

The Worst

Through The Lonely Nights

No Spare Parts


Yooo...I like this list..

Thru Those Lonely Nights is killer...

 
Well, fuck me . I've never drank (I'm uncultured so I'm going with that fake word) cappucino or any type of coffee. Is cappucino in the coffee family? Fuck if I know. 

But...

I'd drop down #6 to #10, if not out of the top 10 altogether


I don't drink cappucino either.  I was just being a doucher.

My love for Belle & Sebastian throbs like a rock hard boner, though.  They're my favorite band, right up with GNR.

I guess I just love bands with & and N' in the names.

 
You're just jealous cause I'm so much more cultured and worldly than you.



No I'll show you how deep the wells of my knowledge go.

Top Ten Belle & Sebastian Albums, in order from best to less best, perfect for listening to while sipping a cappuccino and flipping through an oversized hardcover of comic book art from the 1970s (all on vinyl, of course):

1.   Tigermilk

2.   If You're Feeling Sinister

3.  The Boy With the Arab Strap

4.  Push Barman to Open Old Wounds

5.  Fold Your Hands Child, You Walk Like a Peasant

6.  What to Look For in Summer (double live album)

7.  Dear Catastrophe Waitress

8.  Girls in Peacetime Want to Dance

9.  The Life Pursuit

10.  How to Solve Our Human Problems



You're now #2. Above dazey. That's no bueno. Being a grown man afraid of negroes? Come on. Stop being a soft cunt.

 
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Woody Allen films: 

1. Manhattan 

2. Crimes And Misdemeanors 

3. Sleeper 

4. Interiors 

5. Zelig 

6. Love And Death 

7. Husbands And Wives 

8. Match Point 

9. Manhattan Murder Mystery 

10. Another Woman 
Banker piece of shit pedo and probably the most overrated hack of a director.

 
Woody Allen movies make me want to slice my wrists. So slow, so boring, ugly little man, bad hair, big Nose, bad voice, bad movies, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad.

And he is a fuckin pedophile 

 
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