Borki
Well-known member
If I read that in 2010 I'd think it was an obvious joke. Reading that today, I'd put at least 60% odds that he's totally serious.

The Axl Rose antidepressant gut.
Didn't want to post this but i guess I will. I had a lot of health setbacks with my foot after my accident last year so I've been in and out of the hospital.
Well beginning of June I started getting really sick and my foot swelled and my right leg tightened to the point I couldn't walk. Ended up in the ER where they determined an infection traveled through my foot and into leg. After 9 hours in the ER with a shit ton of antibiotics and CAT scans I was tranported to another hospital.
At this hospital the doctor told me if I waited 24 hours I would be dead due to how fast the infection spread. Sadly the infection got into my bone and in my blood and turned septic. The only way to stop the infection and save my life was to amputate my leg below the knee. So I was rushed into emergency surgery. Afterwards I was in the hospital for a week on a lot of antibiotics since the infection was still in my blood.
Doctors said I should be walking again in 2-3 months with a temporary prosthetic while my permanent one is being made. You guys cheered me up and were there for me after I lost my grandmother, brother, and father so I figured I needed to and should explain why I haven't been around.
I appreciate all of you and I have a long road ahead but I will be back to shiposting with you guys.